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Sexy Lesbians

  • Title Generator: How about "Sexy Lesbians From Outer Space: A Story Of How I Personally Romanced 800 Women"
  • Gamer: Don't you mean Mass Effect?
    • #wikia
    • #mass effect
    • #lesbians
    • #i mean
    • #basically
    • #like did you play that game?
    • #that's at least 50% of the plot
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i once dumped a girl for being a 30fps scrub
we got /r/SandersForPresident and /r/pcmasterrace on the same day
    • #wikia
    • #dating advice
    • #i hope none of you actually date people
  • 8 years ago
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Can you help me with some good pickup lines?
Many of mine involve complex politics, and the ladies aren’t very impressed.
hey babe, lemme socialize your healthcare ;)
    • #wikia
    • #bernie sanders 2016
    • #dating advice
    • #pickup lines
  • 8 years ago
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you have to opt in before you can use js to get a girlfriend
hey babe, lemme append a child 2 ur body ;)
    • #wikia
    • #javascript
    • #dating advice
    • #pickup lines
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I don’t believe in skype either
It’s like santa
    • #wikia
    • #skype
    • #or global warming
    • #if you don't believe in it
    • #it just doesn't exist
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TwitchPlaysPokemon is exactly the model of an ideal goverment system.
you do remember that TPP spent literally hours banging their head against walls, right?
    • #wikia
    • #bernie sanders 2016
    • #twitchplayspokemon
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Will you not vote for Bernie?
Your vote matters, Random User.
This will be the first global election. Everyone from around the world will be able to vote.
Everyone, from a round the world
    • #wikia
    • #bernie sanders 2016
    • #actually no
    • #that is not how elections work
    • #i'm like 99% sure you have to be american
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YASSSS I MADE IT

  • Bernie Lover: id let bernie lick my sweet succulent anus. he is our saviour. he is the god. he is.. bernie...
  • That's my fetish: I agree completely, Bernie Lover.
  • Bernie Lover: I only said that so I can get on http://quotesfromccc.tumblr.com/
  • Bernie Lover: YASSSS I MADE IT
  • That's my fetish: Bernie Lover, I completely agree, whether you were kidding or not.
    • #wikia
    • #bernie sanders 2016
    • #you tried to troll us
    • #and you know what
    • #it worked
    • #it did
    • #but then you got trolled harder
    • #and that my friend
    • #that is hilarious
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I promise if you help me make Bernipedia, I’ll make sure you feel the bern.
3rd degree berns
    • #wikia
    • #bernie sanders 2016
    • #go back to reddit
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thank’s again. Really you are helping Biblicalapedia in a big step of the Bible being the source. I know you are not Christian, but God uses even non-christians and their talents for His glory :)
TIL I am god’s tool
    • #wikia
    • #which one are you? i'm the hammer
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