Marry me

  • Lovebird: Anyone want to touch my nose? Blackhead free and super soft, but no stealing please, it gives me childhood trauma flashbacks.
  • Bystander: ..
  • Innocent jokester: * steals nose lol
  • Lovebird: You're dead to me
  • Lovebird: # Betrayed
  • Innocent jokester: * give nose back
  • Innocent jokester: lol
  • Lovebird: Marry me
  • Razor Sharp Edge: i'm about to graduate high school lmao
  • Realist: Get ready to have a breakdown during college
  • Realist: and be broken by the world
  • Razor Sharp Edge: bud, what you just said has officially triggered me
  • Razor Sharp Edge: i've been broken by the world more times than i care to count
  • Razor Sharp Edge: i'm not worried about the world at all
  • Razor Sharp Edge: it's remembering i'm afraid of
  • Razor Sharp Edge: i keep hoping i'll get alzheimer's
  • Razor Sharp Edge: or something else
  • Razor Sharp Edge: so i don't remember the things that happened to me
  • Razor Sharp Edge: unf that's not going to happen
  • Razor Sharp Edge: also, i'm not going to college
  • Razor Sharp Edge: no reason to